Roys Sudoku Helper
roys_sudoku.xls A neat Excel spreadsheet to take the hassle out of solving Sudoku puzzles but still leave the challengeMaking The Bag
Make The Bag The Exit Bag(video with Betty) Parts and Manufacture of the Bag Description of Parts of the Bag (and Manufacture)
Max Dog Nitrogen
Max Dog Nitrogen A Peaceful Death with Nitrogen(video)
Stress Reliever
stressrelief.zip A Fun Way to relieve your computer stress (556 kb) (audio)
Arachnid Solitaire
arachnid.zip The world's best and most skillful solitaire game. Extremely addictive and a significant danger to mental health. Only 72 kb
Screen Sheep Acrobatics
sheep.zip Amuse yourself with acrobatic playful Sheep (116kb)
On-screen cat Acrobatics
felix.exe Acrobatic playful Felix the Cat Sheep (307kb)
Viagra - her views
viagra.doc A tale of the vagaries of married bliss (24kb)
Eskimo Nell the Poem (Click on the Heading)
The famous Eskimo Nell, considered the best bawdy poem in the English Language - allegedly the work of student Noel Coward (61kb)This is a composite version, drawing mainly on an anonymous typewritten version from England circa 1957 and two apparently later and less complete versions sourced from Australia.
I have attempted to pick the best from each source having regard mainly to the literary consistency and style of the work.
A male view of the history of marriage
marriage.rtf "A Short History of Marriage" - Alan Cohen, ex "Punch" 1981Download marriage.rtf as a .zip file (marriage.zip)