Roys Sudoku Helperroys_sudoku.xls A neat Excel spreadsheet to take the hassle out of solving Sudoku puzzles but still leave the challenge
Stress Relieverstressrelief.zip A Fun Way to relieve your computer stress (556 kb) (audio)
Arachnid Solitairearachnid.zip The world's best and most skillful solitaire game. Extremely addictive and a significant danger to mental health. Only 72 kb
Screen Sheep Acrobaticssheep.zip Amuse yourself with acrobatic playful Sheep (116kb)
On-screen cat Acrobaticsfelix.exe Acrobatic playful Felix the Cat Sheep (307kb)
Viagra - her viewsviagra.doc A tale of the vagaries of married bliss (24kb)
Eskimo Nell the Poem (Click on the Heading)The famous Eskimo Nell, considered the best bawdy poem in the English Language - allegedly the work of student Noel Coward (61kb)
This is a composite version, drawing mainly on an anonymous typewritten version from England circa 1957 and two apparently later and less complete versions sourced from Australia.
I have attempted to pick the best from each source having regard mainly to the literary consistency and style of the work.
A male view of the history of marriagemarriage.rtf "A Short History of Marriage" - Alan Cohen, ex "Punch" 1981
Download marriage.rtf as a .zip file (marriage.zip)