Roys Sudoku Helperroys_sudoku.xls A neat Excel spreadsheet to take the hassle out of solving Sudoku puzzles but still leave the challenge
Making The BagMake The Bag The Exit Bag(video with Betty) Parts and Manufacture of the Bag Description of Parts of the Bag (and Manufacture)
Max Dog NitrogenMax Dog Nitrogen A Peaceful Death with Nitrogen(video)
Stress Relieverstressrelief.zip A Fun Way to relieve your computer stress (556 kb) (audio)
Arachnid Solitairearachnid.zip The world's best and most skillful solitaire game. Extremely addictive and a significant danger to mental health. Only 72 kb
Screen Sheep Acrobaticssheep.zip Amuse yourself with acrobatic playful Sheep (116kb)
On-screen cat Acrobaticsfelix.exe Acrobatic playful Felix the Cat Sheep (307kb)
Viagra - her viewsviagra.doc A tale of the vagaries of married bliss (24kb)
Eskimo Nell the Poem (Click on the Heading)The famous Eskimo Nell, considered the best bawdy poem in the English Language - allegedly the work of student Noel Coward (61kb)
This is a composite version, drawing mainly on an anonymous typewritten version from England circa 1957 and two apparently later and less complete versions sourced from Australia.
I have attempted to pick the best from each source having regard mainly to the literary consistency and style of the work.
A male view of the history of marriagemarriage.rtf "A Short History of Marriage" - Alan Cohen, ex "Punch" 1981
Download marriage.rtf as a .zip file (marriage.zip)